*NEW* Doodlebob F**k You Tee

The NEW Doodlebob F**k You Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it looks like. SpongeBob's most unhinged creation throwing double birds on a shirt you'll happily wear to Thanksgiving dinner. We didn't make this because it's classy, we made it because you people kept asking.

Who actually wears this?

People who watched SpongeBob as kids and grew up to be exactly as chaotic as you'd expect. Your friend who always picks the worst group chat name.

The coworker who already has two HR warnings and treats the third like a collectible. The person at the cookout who says "me hoy minoy" under their breath and only one other person laughs, and those two become best friends forever. If you know, you know.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we got the big homies)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid even after your mom stress-washes it
• Doodlebob doesn't fade. Doodlebob never fades.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person.

This is not the shirt you buy your coworker for Secret Santa (unless you're trying to get called into a meeting). But for your best friend, your sibling, your partner who quotes SpongeBob at least once a week? The Doodlebob F**k You Tee hits different. They'll laugh, they'll wear it, and they'll think of you every time someone gives them a dirty look in Target.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say fuck on it?

The design uses "F**k You" with asterisks, so it's censored. Barely, but censored.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you're solid.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no sad flaky mess after a few washes.

Can I wear this in public?

You can do whatever you want. We believe in you. Results may vary depending on location and company.