*NEW* Fast Food Fit Popeyes Tee

The Fast Food Fit Popeyes Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who skip the drive-thru but never skip leg day. "I Don't Eat Fast Food But My Fit Popeyes" printed in that unmistakable logo style. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

Gym people. Pun people. The overlap is bigger than you think.

This is the shirt you wear when you want someone across the weight room to squint, read it twice, and lose their set laughing. Works outside the gym too. Grocery store, cookout, court-ordered anger management.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a gas station napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we have some standards
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay loud long after you've stopped being funny
• Pairs well with chicken tenders (optional but recommended)

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. Possibly the best gift.

If someone in your life goes to the gym and also thinks they're funnier than they are, this is it. Birthday, Christmas, "I saw this and immediately thought of you." That last one is the highest compliment, and this shirt earns it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Fast Food Fit Popeyes Tee come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy. Size down if you want it tighter.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric fibers. It won't crack, peel, or ghost on you after a few washes.

Is this officially affiliated with Popeyes?

No. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads, not affiliated with Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. We just respect a good pun when we see one.

How should I wash it?

Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat yourself.

Will this offend someone?

Probably not, unless someone has a very strong opinion about fast food branding. This one's more funny than offensive. A rare move for us, honestly.