*NEW* Give Em That Hawk Tuah Tee

The Give Em That Hawk Tuah Tee from Unethical Threads is the shirt version of that clip you sent to every group chat last summer. If you know, you know. If you don't, we're not the ones to explain it.

Who's actually buying this?

People who watched that interview and immediately knew it belonged on a shirt.

Your friend group probably already has one. This tee hit our store by popular demand, and the restock requests haven't stopped since.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper stuff
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even chaos needs a clean neckline
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in wash after wash
• Preshrunk, so what you order is what you get

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift.

Nothing says "I saw this and thought of you" quite like handing someone a Hawk Tuah tee. Works for birthdays, White Elephant, or just proving you spend too much time on the internet. Limited stock on this run, so don't sit on it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Hawk Tuah mean?

If you have to ask, Google it. We're not your parents and this isn't that kind of website.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Order your normal size and you're set.

What sizes does the Hawk Tuah shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everybody.

Is the print going to fade?

DTG (direct to garment) printing locks the colors in. It holds up wash after wash.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends entirely on your workplace. If your boss doesn't get the reference, you're probably fine. If they do, you're either getting fired or getting promoted.