*NEW* Hawk Tuah Spit On That Thang Tee

The Hawk Tuah Spit On That Thang tee from Unethical Threads is the viral street interview moment locked onto heavyweight cotton. One clip, one phrase, one shirt that tells everyone in the room you were there for it. Back by popular demand, limited stock, because the internet moves fast and so do we.

Who's actually buying this?

People who saw the clip, died laughing, and immediately thought "I need that on a shirt." Your coworkers who reference it in meetings. Your friend group's designated unhinged member.

If someone texts you "hawk tuah" with no context and you already know, this was made for you. If you're Googling what it means right now, respectfully, this might not be your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like something, not that see-through tissue paper stuff
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, we got the big homies covered)
• Classic crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors hold up through every wash cycle
• Pre-shrunk, so your impulse purchase still fits after laundry day

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone who gets it, and an absolutely terrible gift for someone who doesn't. There's really no middle ground here.

If the recipient has ever sent you the clip unprompted, buy it. If they've never heard of Hawk Tuah, maybe get them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Will this shrink in the wash? Pre-shrunk fabric, so what you order is what you get. Follow the care label and you're good.
• What does DTG print mean? Direct-to-garment. The design is printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top like a sticker. Lasts longer, feels better.
• Is the sizing true to fit? Unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, the relaxed cut means you can go either way comfortably.
• How limited is the limited stock? When it's gone, it's gone. We brought this back by popular demand once. No promises about a third run.
• Can I wear this to work? Depends entirely on your workplace. If your boss has a sense of humor, go for it. If you work in HR, save it for the weekend.