*NEW* Hawk Tuah Tee

The Hawk Tuah Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is. You saw the clip. You quoted it for months. Now it's on a shirt because we reward that kind of dedication. Limited stock, requested by popular demand (read: y'all wouldn't shut up about it).

Who's actually buying this?

People who peaked during the summer of 2024 internet and aren't sorry about it. Your friend group has at least one person who said it at every possible opportunity for three months straight. This is their shirt. Or yours. We don't ask questions.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, we thought of you)
• Crew neck because v-necks are for guys who own too many candles
• DTG printed so the colors won't bail on you after a few washes
• Limited run. When these are gone, they're gone. We mean it this time.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you want to be the funniest person at the party without putting in any real effort. Just wrap it, hand it over, and let the shirt do the work. Make sure the recipient has a sense of humor. If they don't, that's a them problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Hawk Tuah Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, so the colors hold up wash after wash. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it doesn't need much.

Is this shirt actually limited edition?

Yes. Limited stock, and we're not doing a reprint once it sells out. If you're reading this, it's still available. For now.

What's the return policy?

Standard return policy applies. But honestly, nobody has returned a Hawk Tuah Tee yet. Take from that what you will.

Will this offend people?

Probably. That's sort of the point of shopping here.