*NEW* I Got A BBL At Trader Joes Tee

The I Got A BBL At Trader Joes tee is an Unethical Threads original for the person who treats Trader Joe's like it's a medical facility. You walked in for Everything But The Bagel seasoning. You left with a whole new silhouette.

Who's actually buying this?

People with a parasocial relationship with a grocery store. The Trader Joe's girlies, the guys who won't shut up about the mandarin orange chicken, the people posting haul videos of frozen food like it's couture.

This shirt is for anyone who understands that TJ's isn't just a store, it's a lifestyle. And apparently now it's also a surgical center.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're unhinged, not animals
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid wash after wash (unlike your self-control in the frozen aisle)
• Pre-shrunk fabric so your shirt keeps its shape even if your Trader Joe's receipt never does

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. If the person you're buying for has ever referred to Trader Joe's as "my store" or described a grocery run as "self-care," they need this shirt. If they also know what a BBL is, you've hit the sweet spot. If they don't, honestly that's even funnier.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually from Trader Joe's?

No. Trader Joe's doesn't offer cosmetic procedures yet. This is an Unethical Threads original. We just noticed the overlap in their customer base.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you got the BBL or not.

Will this shrink in the wash?

No. Heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk. Your shirt stays the same size even if your Trader Joe's receipt doesn't.

Does the print fade?

DTG printed for lasting color. It'll outlast your current Trader Joe's obsession, and we both know that's not going anywhere.

Is this offensive?

It's a shirt about getting surgery at a grocery store. If someone is offended by that, they're working through something bigger than a t-shirt can fix.