*NEW* I Got Narcanned At Taco Bell Tee

The I Got Narcanned At Taco Bell tee from Unethical Threads is oddly specific, deeply inappropriate, and definitely based on someone's real worst night. You're either laughing already or you're not our target audience.

Who actually wears this?

People who think dark humor is a love language. The friend in your group chat who always has a story that shouldn't be told in public.

This is the kind of shirt you wear to brunch and watch people read it twice. It hits that sweet spot between "that's horrible" and "where did you get that." If your humor needs a disclaimer, welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and so can your reputation)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you've already stuck yours out far enough
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds color through countless washes
• Pairs well with bad decisions and a Baja Blast

Is this a good gift?

For the right person, this is the funniest gift they'll get all year. For the wrong person, it's a cry for help they didn't ask for.

You know which friend this is for. The one with the mugshot story, the one who's been banned from at least one establishment. Buy it before you overthink it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds its color through countless washes. The shirt will outlast whatever decisions led you to need it.

Is this shirt appropriate?
Absolutely not. That's the whole point.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable, durable, and morally questionable.

Can I wear this to Taco Bell?
You can. Whether you should is between you and whatever higher power you believe in.