*NEW* I Had A Wet Dream MLK Jr. Tee

The I Had A Wet Dream MLK Jr Tee from Unethical Threads does exactly what you think it does. It takes the most iconic speech in American history and turns it into something your HR department would classify as a termination event. You already know if this is your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who think reverence peaked in the 1960s and humor picked up right after. The type who screenshots this listing to three group chats before even adding to cart. Looks good with cargo shorts and a complete absence of shame.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (we don't discriminate by torso size)
• Classic crew neck because we're inappropriate, not avant-garde
• DTG printed for color that doesn't quit, even after fifty washes
• Preshrunk fabric so what you order is what you get

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely, for the right person. If you know someone who'd wear this to Thanksgiving dinner just to watch their aunt's face, congratulations, you've found their gift. For everyone else, maybe stick with a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Had A Wet Dream MLK Jr tee offensive?

Yes. That is, in fact, the entire premise. If you're Googling that question, deep down you already have your answer.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Turn inside out and cold wash if you want to be extra careful.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on your zip code and your tolerance for eye contact with strangers.

Is this a good gag gift?

One of the best. It works for birthdays, White Elephant, or any occasion where you want to be remembered as "that friend."