I Just Got A Lobotomy For A Wendy's 4 For 4 Tee

The I Just Got A Lobotomy For A Wendy's 4 For 4 tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's done the math and decided yeah, brain surgery is a fair trade for a junior bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, fries, and a drink. Some people have standards. You have a coupon.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who've stared at a Wendy's value menu a little too long and felt something shift behind their eyes. If you've ever described a fast food deal as "life-changing" without a shred of irony, this is your shirt. It also works if you just like making cashiers uncomfortable.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your next trip through the drive-thru (and the shame spiral after)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL. Room for the 4 for 4. And the second one.
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash
• Pairs well with sweatpants and a complete lack of impulse control

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who texts you Wendy's menu updates at 11pm. Also a great way to tell someone you love them but not enough to get them something from a real store. Birthdays, White Elephant, "I'm sorry I ate your leftovers" energy. All covered.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt soft?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton, but it breaks in nicely. Sturdy and comfortable, not scratchy.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing holds its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Will this offend someone?
Probably. But if someone gets upset about a shirt referencing a $4 meal deal, that says more about them than you.

Can I wear this to Wendy's?
You can. Whether you should is between you and the staff.