*NEW* I Just Got For A Dr Pepper Tee

The I Just Got Circumcised For A Dr Pepper tee from Unethical Threads is a sentence nobody asked for on a shirt. But here we are. Heavyweight cotton, unhinged energy, and a commitment to Dr Pepper that frankly raises questions.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think Dr Pepper is worth any sacrifice. Literally any.

If your friend group has a group chat that would get you all fired, this shirt fits right in. It's the kind of thing you wear to a cookout and your uncle either high-fives you or stops talking to you for the rest of the summer. Both outcomes are a win.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print, so the colors stay vivid even after your mom washes it trying to make it disappear
• Soft enough that you forget you're wearing something deeply unhinged

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It might be the best gift.

Nothing says "I know you" like handing someone a shirt about circumcision and Dr Pepper in the same sentence. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where you want to make sure nobody forgets you brought a gift.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?
Minimal shrinkage. It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you're good.

Is this shirt offensive?
It's a shirt about getting circumcised for a soft drink. You already know the answer.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no fading.

Can I return it if someone in my family disowns me?
We have a standard return policy, but we can't fix your family.