*NEW* I Like It Raw Sushi Humor Tee

I Like It Raw is a sushi humor tee from Unethical Threads that says exactly what you think it says. If you need this one explained, this probably isn't your brand. For everyone else, you already know why you're here.

Who's actually buying this?

People who order omakase and dirty jokes with equal enthusiasm.

This shirt lands with the sushi-obsessed crowd, the perpetually inappropriate friend group, and anyone who likes their humor served raw. It's a top-tier gag gift for whoever in your circle has the worst sense of humor and the best taste in shirts.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper costume
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good jokes come in all sizes
• Crew neck cut, classic and clean
• DTG print so the colors don't ghost after a few washes
• A shirt that's doing double duty and not being subtle about it

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point.

The beauty of I Like It Raw is that it's technically about sushi, so you've got plausible deniability at family dinner. Whether anyone buys that excuse is between you and your mother-in-law.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about sushi?
Technically, yes. Spiritually, that's between you and your conscience.

What sizes does the I Like It Raw tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash inside out on cold and skip the dryer if you want to baby it.

Is this a good gag gift?
It's a great gag gift. Birthdays, White Elephant, "I saw this and thought of you" energy. Hard to miss unless the recipient is your boss.

Does Unethical Threads ship discreetly?
Your package shows up in a standard mailer. Nobody knows what's inside unless you tell them.