*NEW* I Love Being Anal Coholic Tee

The I Love Being Anal Coholic tee from Unethical Threads is a two-for-one special your therapist didn't authorize. You already know what it says. You already know both things it says, and you're still here, so let's do this.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've earned it. If you've ever woken up with a traffic cone you don't remember stealing, this tee gets you.

It's the shirt for people who laugh at the stuff they probably shouldn't, and then do it again next weekend. Your friend group has a ranking, and whoever wears this first is either at the top or the bottom. Either way, they're the fun one.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for job interviews
• DTG printed so the colors stay put through your questionable life choices
• Soft enough to sleep in (we won't ask where)

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift if you want to find out where your friendship actually stands.

Send it to your drinking buddy, your fantasy league's last-place finisher, or that one friend who has genuinely earned the title. If they laugh, you've got a friend for life. If they don't, you probably needed to know that.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Unisex relaxed fit that runs pretty standard. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the cotton fibers, not on top of them. Colors stay locked in.

What material is the shirt?
Heavyweight cotton. Feels substantial, not like a cheap giveaway tee.

Can I wear this to a family event?
You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable reading it out loud. That's the test.