*NEW* I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Dr Pepper Tee

Unethical Threads made the I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Dr Pepper tee for people whose loyalty to a soft drink borders on clinical. This is the shirt that says what your friends already know. Requested by popular demand, limited stock, no apologies.

Who is this shirt actually for?

Anyone who has genuinely ranked Dr Pepper above most human relationships. If you've ever had to defend your soda preference like it was a court case, you already know.

The crawling-through-razors-and-glass part is technically hypothetical. Technically. But the people who wear this shirt have a look in their eye that suggests otherwise. You know the look. It's the same one they get when someone says "just get a Coke instead."

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your questionable life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because V-necks don't deserve this energy)
• DTG printed for color that holds up longer than most of your commitments
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered, unlike your patience

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know someone who takes their Dr Pepper order personally.

Birthdays, holidays, or just because you watched them choose Dr Pepper over water at a cookout. If they don't laugh, you picked the wrong friend. This one has been requested enough that we finally made it, so clearly there are plenty of the right friends out there.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want, it's not going anywhere.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It doesn't sit on top like cheap screen prints.

Is this actually limited stock?

Yes. When it's gone, it's gone. We don't do fake scarcity.