*NEW* I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Alani Nu Tee

The I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Alani Nu tee is for anyone whose love for Alani Nu has officially become a personality trait. Made by Unethical Threads, requested by people who treat energy drinks like a religion.

Who's actually buying this?

Alani Nu people. You know the ones.

They've tried every flavor, ranked them, and will argue about it unprompted. If your fridge looks like a convenience store cooler or you've ever called an energy drink "life-changing" without a shred of irony, this shirt was designed with you specifically in mind.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, so the graphic stays crisp and vibrant through countless washes
• Printed to order. Yours hasn't been sitting on a shelf. It was made for you, which feels appropriate given the commitment level this shirt implies.

Does this work as a gift?

It's one of the better ones you'll find.

If someone in your life has ever unironically said they'd crawl through glass for an Alani Nu, they need this on their body. It's the kind of gift that gets a real laugh, not a polite one. Also perfectly acceptable as a self-purchase, because sometimes you're your own best gift-giver.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart on the product page if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt good quality?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. It holds up, keeps its shape, and the print stays vibrant. Not the kind of shirt that falls apart after three washes.

Is this a good gift for someone who loves Alani Nu?

If they've made Alani Nu a core part of their identity, yes. They'll feel seen. Possibly called out. Either way, they're wearing it.

How long does shipping take?

Orders are printed on demand and ship within 3-5 business days. Each shirt is made to order, so give it a few days.

Will people be offended by this shirt?

It's a shirt about loving an energy drink with unhinged intensity. If someone finds that offensive, they're working through something else entirely.