*NEW* I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette Tee

The I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose nicotine addiction has officially passed "committed" and entered "feral." If you've ever weighed bodily harm against a smoke break and the smoke break won, this is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

People who have stood outside in a blizzard at 2 a.m. in their underwear because the craving hit. Smokers, ex-smokers in denial, and the kind of person who treats their vices like a personality trait. It's also a killer gag gift for the friend who "quit" six months ago and keeps bumming one at every party.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it can take a beating (because you probably can too)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, nothing weird
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put through every wash
• Pre-shrunk. We know you're not reading care labels.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. This is the gift you give when a gift card feels lazy but you still want to be funny. Perfect for birthdays, White Elephant, or just showing up to a cookout with something that makes people laugh. If the person smokes (or used to), they'll get it immediately. If they don't smoke, they probably know someone who would crawl through razors and glass for one, and that's just as good.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Check the size chart if you want to be precise.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's pre-shrunk, so you're good. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Colors stay put through every wash.

What sizes do you carry?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. We don't gatekeep funny.