*NEW* I Would Crawl For Diet Coke Tee

The I Would Crawl For Diet Coke Tee from Unethical Threads is for the deeply committed. A public declaration that you'd get on your hands and knees for a cold DC, no questions asked. If your coworkers have staged an intervention, this shirt is why.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat Diet Coke like a food group. The moms with one cracked open by 9am, the office workers whose desk drawer is basically a vending machine, the people who can rank every gas station's fountain quality from memory.

This shirt just makes it official. You were already crawling for Diet Coke. Now there's documentation.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your chaotic lifestyle as well as it handles the wash
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because Diet Coke addiction does not discriminate
• Classic crew neck for a clean look (the shirt is clean, your habits are not)
• DTG printed so the color stays vivid longer than your attention span
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same on wash 50 as it did on day one

Is this a good gift for a Diet Coke person?

It's the perfect gift. If someone in your life has a mini fridge stocked exclusively with Diet Coke, this is the move.

It tells them you see them, you accept them, and you're not going to try to get them to switch to water. Honestly, it's more thoughtful than flowers. They'll actually wear it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Most people find their usual size works perfectly.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. We use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up wash after wash.

Will this offend anyone?
Only people who think Pepsi is an acceptable substitute. So yes, possibly.

How should I wash it?
Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat your hydration.

Is this actually limited stock?
When this run sells out, we're not guaranteeing a reprint. If you want it, grab it now.