*NEW* I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Red Bull Tee

The I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Red Bull Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose declarations of devotion sound more like threats. Back by popular demand in limited stock. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

The kind of person who says things at 2 a.m. that would hold up in court.

You've been there. You've sent the text, made the promise, meant it completely, and woke up the next morning wondering if you should delete the evidence. This tee is just the receipts in cotton form.

• Heavyweight cotton that absorbs regret and holds its shape
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're unhinged, not animals
• DTG printed so the colors stick around longer than your impulse decisions
• Machine washable. We figured you'd need that.

Does this make a good gift?

One of the best gifts you can give someone who texts like they're writing a manifesto.

No wrapping paper needed. Just hand it over. They'll get it immediately, and they'll wear it until it falls apart.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass tee come in?
Unisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Plenty of room for your chaotic energy.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so it holds up without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Is this actually limited stock?
Yes. This design was brought back by popular demand and we printed a limited run. When it's gone, it's gone.

Is this an official Red Bull shirt?
No. This is an Unethical Threads original. Any resemblance to energy drink branding is purely for comedic purposes.