*NEW* I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Twisted Tea Tee

The I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Twisted Tea tee is a public declaration of loyalty that most people reserve for wedding vows or custody hearings. Unethical Threads printed it because enough of you asked, and we don't argue with people who have that level of commitment. Limited stock, because apparently so is self-control.

Who's actually buying this?

People with a genuine emotional relationship with Twisted Tea.

The ones who brought a 12-pack to a baby shower and nobody questioned it. If your go-to gas station knows your order by heart, this shirt is basically a uniform you earned.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take the same punishment you apparently volunteer for
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Fits over post-cookout bloat just fine
• Crew neck. You're unhinged, not business casual
• DTG printed so the colors hold up longer than most of your relationships
• Pre-shrunk. We planned ahead even if you didn't

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever said "I would die for Twisted Tea" out loud and meant every word, yes.

This is probably the most thoughtful thing you'll ever hand someone. It says "I see you, I understand you, and I'm not judging." Pair it with an actual Twisted Tea for maximum emotional impact.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it'll stay fresh for a long time.

Is this actually limited stock?

Yes. When it's gone, it's gone. We don't do fake scarcity, we just don't overprint.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Check our return policy on the site. Unworn, unwashed, tags on, and we'll sort it out.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. You'll get tracking as soon as it moves.