*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Casamigos Tee

The Dropkick A Child For A Casamigos tee from Unethical Threads is for people whose love of tequila has fully eclipsed their patience for small humans. If Casamigos is your whole personality and dropkicking a child for a pour sounds reasonable to you, this shirt just says what you already feel.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made Casamigos their entire identity and aren't even a little sorry about it.

This one's from the Dropkick series, which is basically our hall of fame for drinks people would commit minor crimes over. You'll see it at tailgates, bachelor parties, and Tuesday afternoons at the pool. It's the shirt that tells everyone your priorities are sorted, even if they're sorted wrong.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes like your last situationship
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. No one's excluded from bad decisions.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. Nothing needed.
• DTG print so the colors stay vivid long after your reputation doesn't
• Pre-shrunk. The shirt keeps its shape even if your life won't.

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know someone who won't shut up about Casamigos, yes. This is the gift.

Birthdays, holidays, "I saw this and thought of you" moments. It works because it's specific. You're not handing someone a generic funny tee. You're handing them proof that you listen when they talk about tequila. That's more thoughtful than most people manage.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about real violence?
No. It's hyperbole. You know it, we know it, everyone at the bar knows it. It's a joke about loving Casamigos an unreasonable amount.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
We use DTG printing, which bonds the ink directly into the fabric. The design stays vivid wash after wash.

Can I wear this around kids?
Technically yes. Should you? That's between you and whatever daycare is about to ban you.

Is this officially associated with Casamigos?
No. This is parody and fan humor. We're not affiliated with Casamigos or any tequila brand.