*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cherry Coke Tee

Unethical Threads made the I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cherry Coke tee for people who've made peace with their priorities. Cherry Coke is that good. The child is hypothetical (and would be fine anyway).

Who actually wears this?

People who don't pretend Cherry Coke isn't the greatest soda ever made.

The Dropkick series is one of our most popular lines, and it's not hard to see why. Turns out a lot of you would commit minor acts of violence for very specific snacks and beverages. You're our people.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a marketing promise
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors survive more than three washes
• Yes, it comes in multiple colors. We're not monsters.

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best we sell.

If someone in your life has ever said the words "I would kill for a Cherry Coke" out loud in a restaurant, this is their shirt. They already know who they are. You're just making it official.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about dropkicking children?

No. It's about Cherry Coke. The child is hypothetical. Please don't dropkick anyone.

What sizes does the Cherry Coke dropkick tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing keeps its color through the wash. Turn it inside out and cold wash if you want to baby it, but it's not required.

Can I wear this in public?

That's the whole point. If someone gives you a look, they're a Pepsi person. You don't need that energy.

Is this part of a series?

Yes. The Dropkick series covers a wide range of things worth dropkicking a child for. Cherry Coke is just the beginning.