*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero tee from Unethical Threads is for people who'd commit a small crime for their favorite zero-calorie soda. You already know if this is your shirt.

Who's actually wearing this?

Coke Zero loyalists. The ones who check the fridge before they check their phone in the morning. The ones who take it personally when a restaurant says "Is Pepsi okay?"

This shirt lets the world know where you stand. And where you stand is in the beverage aisle, again, at 11pm, buying another 12-pack.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your washing machine and your life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL. Everyone deserves to represent their Coke Zero loyalty.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. The shirt does the talking.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors don't bail on you
• Pre-shrunk. What you try on is what you get. Forever.

Is this a good gift?

Yes. If someone in your life has ever said "I would kill for a Coke Zero" with a little too much sincerity, this is the move. Birthdays, White Elephant, random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. It works for all of those.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit. Most people order their normal size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds into the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up.

Is this pre-shrunk?
Yes. Heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. It fits the same after washing.

Can I gift wrap this?
We don't offer gift wrapping, but it looks pretty good wrapped around a 12-pack of Coke Zero.

Will this offend people?
Probably. That's kind of the whole point.