*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Hotdog Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Hotdog tee from Unethical Threads says what everyone in the food court is already thinking. That $1.50 combo is worth defending with violence. This is your public oath of loyalty to the greatest deal in American food.

Who actually wears this?

People who understand that a Costco membership is a personality trait. If you've ever gotten emotional about a hotdog and soda for a dollar fifty, this shirt is basically your autobiography.

It's also for the friend in your group who says the thing everyone else was too polite to say out loud. You know who you are. Your family knows too, and they're tired.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin you'd steal from the Costco food court
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Big hotdog energy comes in all sizes.
• Crew neck, because we have some standards
• DTG print that bonds ink directly to the fabric. The color holds up wash after wash, kind of like your commitment to that hotdog.

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone you know well enough to insult. If you have to ask whether they'd find this funny, they're not the right person.

But if you immediately thought of someone specific when you saw this, you already know the answer. Buy it. They'll wear it to Costco. It will be their whole identity for a week.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. The print stays put through regular washing. Your Costco devotion won't peel off.

Is this about the actual Costco hotdog?

Yes. The $1.50 hotdog and soda combo. The one they've kept at that price since 1985. That's the one.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point. If someone gets upset, just remind them the hotdog combo hasn't gone up in price in 40 years. Priorities.