*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr. Pepper Cherry Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr. Pepper Cherry tee from Unethical Threads is for people who take their soda preferences violently seriously. You know what you'd do for a Dr. Pepper Cherry. Now everyone else does too.

Who is this shirt actually for?

People who have opinions about soda and aren't afraid to escalate.

If you've ever gotten genuinely upset when a restaurant only has Pepsi products, this is your uniform. The kind of tee you wear to a cookout knowing full well someone's going to read it out loud and choke on their drink. Dr. Pepper Cherry fans are a different breed, and this shirt proves it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because everyone deserves to make questionable fashion decisions
• Classic crew neck (we're unhinged, not animals)
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even after your mom stress-washes it
• Pre-shrunk, because at least something in your life should be predictable

Should I buy this as a gift?

Only if you actually know the person.

This is not a safe Secret Santa pick for your new coworker. This is the shirt you buy for the friend who sends you unhinged memes at 2 AM, whose Dr. Pepper Cherry order you already know by heart. If they wouldn't laugh at this, you don't know them well enough.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want, it holds up.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's the whole point. If you're worried about that, this probably isn't your brand.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. This shirt will outlast most of your relationships.

Is this actually about Dr. Pepper Cherry?

It's about loving Dr. Pepper Cherry enough to say things you probably shouldn't. So yes.