*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Garlic Bread Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Garlic Bread tee from Unethical Threads is for people who understand that garlic bread is not a side dish, it's a lifestyle. This shirt says what you've been thinking every time someone suggests "maybe skip the bread."

Who actually wears this?

People with correct food opinions. The kind of person who orders garlic bread as an appetizer, a side, and a dessert.

You already know if this is you. If someone in your life has ever had to physically remove you from an Olive Garden breadstick basket, congratulations, this is your uniform. The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Garlic Bread tee is just making it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay put (no cracking, no peeling, no sadness)
• Pairs well with actual garlic bread

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is one of the easiest gift decisions you'll ever make.

If someone in your life has ever made a passionate, slightly unhinged speech about garlic bread, just hand them this shirt. No explanation needed. No gift receipt needed. They'll know exactly what it means, and they'll love you for it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. Turn inside out, wash cold, and hang dry for the longest life.

Is this a good gift for a garlic bread lover?

If someone in your life has ever defended garlic bread with unnecessary passion, yes. It's the kind of gift that makes them say "you get me."

Does this shirt run true to size?

It's a relaxed unisex fit. Not boxy, not tight. If you're between sizes, size up.