*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For Josh Wine Tee

Unethical Threads made the I Would Dropkick A Child For Josh Wine tee for everyone whose love of Josh Cellars has crossed into felony territory. It's wine loyalty taken to its logical, violent conclusion. You know who you are.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made Josh Cellars their entire personality and aren't even a little sorry about it.

Maybe you're the friend who shows up to every gathering with the same Cab in hand. Maybe you just think the idea of dropkicking a child for wine is the funniest sentence you've read this week. Either way, this is your uniform now.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through gym rag
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we got the big wine guys covered)
• Classic crew neck because we're unhinged, not experimental
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put through every wine-stained wash cycle
• Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after you panic-wash the Merlot out at 2 AM

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for the Josh wine person in your life, and you already know exactly who that is.

Birthday, wine night, Christmas, "sorry I drank your last bottle." Whatever the occasion, handing someone this shirt tells them you understand their very specific brand of devotion. They'll wear it to every tasting. They'll wear it to Costco. They'll wear it to places they shouldn't.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Would Dropkick A Child For Josh Wine shirt mean?

It means exactly what it says. Some people just love Josh Cellars that much.

What sizes does the Josh Wine tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print locks the design in. Wash it on repeat, the colors stay sharp.

Is this a good gift for a wine lover?

If they drink Josh Cellars, this is the gift. If they don't, you might be starting an argument.

Can I wear this to a winery?

You can and you should. The staff has seen worse.