*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For Taco Bell Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child For Taco Bell tee is Unethical Threads at peak honesty. You'd commit minor felonies for a Crunchwrap Supreme and you're done pretending otherwise. Heavyweight cotton, DTG print, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've been in a Taco Bell drive-through at 1 AM and felt things they can't explain.

This shirt hits hardest on the kind of person who has a go-to order memorized and will defend it like family. It's also wildly popular with parents who've had a long week, which is every week.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, they make it in your size)
• Crew neck, because we're casual, not feral
• DTG print that keeps its color no matter how many times you wash it
• Ships fast. Arrives faster than your Crunchwrap Supreme at 2 AM.

Is This a Good Gift?

This is an elite gift. If someone in your life has ever said "I could kill for Taco Bell right now," you already know what to do.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of them. That says a lot about your friendship, and we're here for it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want. It holds up.

What sizes does the Dropkick A Child For Taco Bell tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's the whole point of wearing it.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 2-5 business days. Every shirt is printed on demand, so yours is made fresh when you order.

Is the print quality good?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. Colors stay vivid, print doesn't crack or peel.