*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For Wingstop Tee

Unethical Threads made the I Would Dropkick A Child For Wingstop tee for the truly unhinged wing loyalists. Heavyweight cotton, full DTG print, and a sentiment that's honestly not even an exaggeration.

Who's actually buying this?

People who've waited 45 minutes for a Wingstop order and felt peace instead of rage. The kind of person who has a go-to order, a go-to location, and a willingness to commit low-level violence to protect both. You already know if this is you.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for you and your food baby.
• Crew neck. Classic. Not trying to reinvent geometry here.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after you've memorized the entire Wingstop menu.
• Machine washable. We're not going to tell you to hand-wash a shirt about dropkicking children.

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know someone whose Wingstop loyalty borders on spiritual, yes. This is the gift that says "I see you, I understand you, and I'm mildly concerned about you." Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because someone posted their wing haul for the fourth time this week.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up.

What sizes does the Dropkick A Child For Wingstop tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not some iron-on situation from 2006.

Will people actually say something if I wear this in public?

Absolutely. Mostly Wingstop employees who want to shake your hand.