*NEW* I Would Fight For A Dr Pepper Tee

The I Would Fight A Homeless Man For A Dr Pepper tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A skeleton clutching a Dr Pepper on a shirt that tells the world where your priorities are. Some people have standards. You have a favorite soda.

Who actually wears this?

Dr Pepper people. You already know if you're one of them.

The kind of person who gets genuinely emotional about 23 flavors and has, at minimum, considered violence over the last can in a gas station cooler. This shirt just makes the inside voice an outside shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing weird.
• DTG print, so the skeleton and his Dr Pepper aren't going anywhere.
• Pre-shrunk. One less thing in your life that's going to let you down.

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly? It's the easiest gift you'll ever buy.

You know exactly one person who would wear this, and you thought of them the second you saw it. If you didn't think of anyone, it's you. Just buy it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomier than a fitted tee. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. The DTG print bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it stays looking fresh.

Is this only for Halloween?

The skeleton gives it October energy, but Dr Pepper devotion is a year-round lifestyle. Wear it whenever.

What's the return policy?

If there's a defect or printing error, we'll make it right. Check our return policy page for full details.

Is Dr Pepper actually worth fighting someone over?

We're not encouraging anything. But also, yes. Obviously.