*NEW* I Would Scam For A Coke Zero Tee

The I Would Scam For A Coke Zero Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose soda dependency has crossed a legal line. You know who you are. Zero calories, zero morals, one incredible shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who've chosen their beverage hill and will die on it.

The Coke Zero faithful don't just drink the stuff. They evangelize. They side-eye Pepsi drinkers. They would, apparently, scam for it. This shirt is just putting it on the record.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your Coke Zero spills and your questionable life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Looks good on scammers of all shapes and sizes
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy, just like your moral compass
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your clean criminal record
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same after 50 washes (or 50 schemes, whatever comes first)

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes.

If someone in your life has ever said the words "I need a Coke Zero" with the intensity of a hostage negotiator, this is their shirt. It's also great for White Elephant, Secret Santa, or any occasion where you want to spend money on something genuinely funny instead of another candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S-4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. It's DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold and it'll stay sharp.

Will this get a reaction in public?

Almost guaranteed. Coke Zero people are everywhere and they will find you. Expect fist bumps, knowing nods, and at least one stranger sharing their Coke Zero order.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. If your office has a ping pong table, you're fine. If your office has a dress code document longer than three pages, maybe save it for casual Friday.