*NEW* I Would Scam For A Diet Coke Tee

The I Would Scam For A Diet Coke tee from Unethical Threads is for the people who treat their fountain drink order like a personal religion. If you've ever considered light fraud for an aspartame fix, this is your uniform. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and morally flexible.

Who's Actually Buying This?

Diet Coke people. You know the ones.

They have a favorite gas station ranked by ice quality, they've mapped every drive-thru with a Freestyle machine in a 30-mile radius, and they will look you dead in the eye and tell you Coke Zero is not the same thing. This shirt lets them fly that flag without having to explain it (again) to someone drinking water like a normal person.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses for ordering a large at 9 AM
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're unhinged, not animals
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid wash after wash
• Printed and shipped from the US

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Yes, and it might be the only gift that makes a Diet Coke person feel truly seen.

Every friend group has one. The person who acts like they're going through withdrawal if a restaurant only carries Pepsi products. Hand them this tee and watch their face light up like they just heard the crack of a fresh can.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true to standard sizing. Check our size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. We use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which keeps the colors locked in wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

What sizes do you carry?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.

Can I wear this around my family?
Depends on your family. If they already know about your Diet Coke problem, you're fine. If not, this shirt will out you faster than a fridge full of silver cans.