*NEW* I Would Scam A Senior Citizen For A Dr Pepper Tee

Unethical Threads made a shirt for the person who would absolutely ruin an elderly person's day over a can of Dr Pepper. The I Would Scam A Senior Citizen For A Dr Pepper tee is for anyone whose love of 23 flavors outweighs their moral compass. You know who you are.

Who actually wears this?

The person in your friend group who said something at dinner that made everyone go quiet for three seconds.

The one who picks Dr Pepper over water at every restaurant and has strong opinions about Dr Pepper Creamy Coconut. This shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your morals
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (scamming seniors comes in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because you're a criminal, not a monster
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same after your third Dr Pepper of the day

Is this actually a good gift?

It's an incredible gift for the right person and a restraining order from the wrong one.

If you know someone who has ever said "I'd do anything for a Dr Pepper" with a little too much sincerity, this is their shirt. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to watch them open a package and wheeze-laugh.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfy on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash it normally and the colors stay put.

Is this shirt thick or thin?
Thick. It's heavyweight cotton, so it has a solid, premium feel without being stiff.

Can I actually wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you'd wear a regular t-shirt. Whether you should is between you and your conscience.