*NEW* I Would Scam A Senior Citizen For A Twisted Tea Tee

The I Would Scam A Senior Citizen For A Twisted Tea tee is exactly what it sounds like. Unethical Threads made the shirt your intrusive thoughts have been requesting. If it needs explaining, it's not for you.

Who actually wears this?

People with no filter and a Twisted Tea in hand. You know the type. They've been in at least one gas station incident, they quote the Twisted Tea video unprompted, and they think "boundaries" is a board game. This shirt is their uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after one questionable night out
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (yes, your biggest friends can confess their crimes too)
• Crew neck, because you're a degenerate, not a monster
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid through every wash and every intervention
• Pre-shrunk. It'll still fit after you sober up.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for the friend you don't take to nice places. Birthday, White Elephant, bail hearing, whatever the occasion. If someone in your life has ever said "I'd do anything for a Twisted Tea" with a straight face, this is their shirt. They already own the personality. Now they own the merch.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Go with your normal size for a comfortable fit.

Will the print crack or peel?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric fibers. No cracking, no peeling, no fading.

Is this an official Twisted Tea collaboration?

No. This is an Unethical Threads original. We just know our audience.

Can I wear this in public?

You can. Should you? That depends on how much you enjoy making strangers uncomfortable.