*NEW* I'd Burn Down A Wendy's For A Frosty Tee

The I'd Burn Down A Wendy's For A Frosty tee is for people who understand that some cravings are worth a felony. Unethical Threads made this heavyweight graphic tee for anyone whose love of Frostys has crossed a line that probably needed crossing.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've sat in a Wendy's drive-thru at 11:47 PM and felt something primal. If you've ever genuinely weighed the consequences of minor arson against the reward of a chocolate Frosty, this shirt already belongs to you. It's also a top-tier gift for the friend who takes fast food way too seriously (every group has one).

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because Frosty love knows no bounds
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print so the colors stay vivid through wash after wash
• Yes, it's machine washable. We know you were going to ask.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Absolutely. This is the kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and then immediately put it on. Works for birthdays, White Elephant, or just because you saw it and thought of your most unhinged friend. If they love Wendy's Frostys (or arson jokes, or both), you're golden.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'd Burn Down A Wendy's For A Frosty tee come in?

It runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

Nope. The DTG print is designed to hold up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it'll survive your normal laundry routine.

Is this shirt actually about arson?

Legally, no. Emotionally, that's between you and your local Wendy's.

Can I wear this to a Wendy's?

You can. Whether you should is a different question. We'd respect it, though.