*NEW* I'd Call You A C But You're Not That Useful Tee

The I'd Call You A Cunt But You're Not That Useful tee from Unethical Threads puts your inner monologue on full display. It ranks people by usefulness, which honestly should have been normalized years ago.

Who actually wears this?

People with zero patience for incompetence. Your friend who says the thing everyone's thinking at dinner. The coworker whose group chat messages cause a three-second silence before everyone loses it. This tee works for bar nights, family gatherings you didn't RSVP to, and passive-aggressive gift exchanges where you actually want to win.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a gas station bag
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL (yes, we got you)
• Classic crew neck because we're unhinged, not experimental
• DTG printed so the insult stays crisp through every wash cycle
• The kind of shirt people photograph in the wild and post without asking

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. If the person you're buying for reads it and laughs, you chose right. If they clutch their pearls, you also chose right because now you know something about them. This is less of a gift and more of a personality test you can wrap in tissue paper.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. The DTG printing keeps colors locked in wash after wash. Turn it inside out on cold if you want to be careful, but it holds up either way.

Can I actually wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you'd say the words out loud. So calibrate accordingly.

Is this a good gag gift?

One of the best. It gets a reaction every single time. Whether that reaction is laughter or horror depends on the recipient, and honestly both are entertaining.

What sizes do you carry?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.