*NEW* I'd Call You A C Depth Or Warmth Tee

The I'd Call You A C Depth Or Warmth Tee from Unethical Threads is the most eloquent insult you'll ever wear. It reads like something a British professor would mutter under their breath after grading papers. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've met someone so devoid of personality they needed a whole sentence to describe the void. If you've ever wanted a shirt that does your roasting for you, congratulations, you found it.

It pairs well with a drink in hand and a complete unwillingness to sugarcoat anything. This is the shirt you throw on when you're done pretending to be nice. Not a cry for attention, just a public service announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (your insults deserve a solid canvas)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because the message is doing all the heavy lifting
• DTG printed so the colors stay as sharp as the roast
• Pre-shrunk so your perfect fit stays your perfect fit

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift. Nothing says "I know exactly who you are" like handing someone this shirt in front of their family.

Perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. If the recipient laughs, you picked right. If they don't, you definitely picked right.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the full phrase on this shirt say?

The shirt reads "I'd Call You A Cunt But You Don't Have The Depth Or Warmth." We censored the title because the internet has rules. The shirt does not.

Does this run true to size?

Unisex relaxed fit, true to size from S to 4XL. Size up one if you want it oversized.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, colors stay put through heavy rotation.

Is this actually a good gag gift?

One of the best. It's a ruthless insult wrapped in proper grammar. Pairs well with a card that just says "I thought of you."