*NEW* I'm A _____R Tee - Customize It Yourself

The I'm A _____R Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it looks like. A blank you fill in yourself with a Sharpie, pen, or paint marker. We printed everything except the part that would get us sued.

Why would I buy a shirt I have to finish myself?

Because you're funnier than our legal team. This tee ships with the setup already printed, and you add the punchline with whatever writing tool you've got lying around. It's the only shirt in your closet that's genuinely one of a kind, and you didn't have to pay custom-shop prices for it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the "I'm A" and "R" don't crack, peel, or ghost after washing
• Your custom addition? That's between you and your Sharpie's life expectancy

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. You're handing someone permission to be unhinged in public, and you don't even have to pick the word. Give them the shirt, give them a marker, step back. Whatever they write is their problem, not yours.

Frequently Asked Questions

What do I use to write on the shirt?
A Sharpie, fabric marker, or paint pen all work. Sharpies are the crowd favorite. If you want it to survive the wash, fabric markers or fabric paint pens are your best bet.

Does the blank part come with any letters printed?
Nope. The shirt prints "I'm A" and "R" with a blank space in between. You fill in whatever you want.

Will my writing wash off?
Depends on what you use. Permanent markers hold up for a while. Fabric markers and paint pens last the longest. Regular pen? You'll get one good night out of it.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Can I return it after I write on it?
No. Once you've committed to the bit, it's yours.