*NEW* I'm A Dr Pepper Warrior- Awareness Parody Tee

The I'm A Dr Pepper Warrior tee from Unethical Threads is an awareness ribbon parody for people whose most serious medical condition is a 23-flavor dependency. It's the support group shirt you wear when nobody asked for your Dr Pepper origin story but you're telling it anyway.

Who actually wears this?

Your friend who orders Dr Pepper at a bar and acts like they just made the bravest choice in the room.

The person who treats "what's your favorite soda?" as a personality quiz. If you've ever said "it's actually 23 flavors" unprompted to someone who did not ask, this was specifically made for you. Wear it loud. The awareness ribbon isn't going to raise itself.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your lifestyle (which is mostly sitting and drinking Dr Pepper)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because warriors come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck, no weird collar energy
• DTG printed so the colors survive the wash cycle you keep forgetting about
• Pre-shrunk, because you've already got enough surprises in your life

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely.

If someone in your life has made Dr Pepper their whole personality, this shirt proves you've been paying attention. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just showing up with it and saying "I saw this and it was basically a portrait of you." They'll either laugh or get weirdly emotional about it. Both are wins.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about Dr Pepper?

It's an awareness ribbon parody that treats Dr Pepper devotion like a diagnosable condition. So yes, but also kind of no.

What sizes does the Dr Pepper Warrior tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, which means the design is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up.

Is this an official Dr Pepper product?

No. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. Not affiliated with Dr Pepper or Keurig Dr Pepper in any way.