*NEW I'm Not A Gynecologist I'll Look Tee

The "I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look" tee from Unethical Threads. You either read that and laughed or you're already closing this tab. For those still here, welcome. You're among friends.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who never learned when to stop talking. The friend who makes every group chat worth checking. The guy at the party who says what everyone else was thinking but didn't have the guts to say out loud.

If you've ever been told "you can't wear that in public," congratulations. You just found your next shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not some paper-thin throwaway
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL (big guys can be inappropriate too)
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG print locks the colors in, so this still looks good 50 washes from now
• Soft enough to nap in after you get kicked out of wherever you wore it

Is This a Good Gift?

Absolutely. If you want someone to open a box, laugh until they wheeze, and then immediately question your judgment, this is the move. Bachelor parties, white elephant exchanges, birthdays for the friend who "has everything" except boundaries.

If you need a gift that says "I know exactly who you are" without saying "I respect you," this is it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. The DTG print bonds the ink into the fabric itself. Wash inside out on cold and it'll stay sharp.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Very. Heavyweight cotton with a soft feel. Thick enough to feel substantial, not stiff enough to feel like cardboard.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you value your employment.

Is this a good gift for someone I barely know?
Only if you want to become either their favorite person or their least favorite person. There is no middle ground.