*NEW* I'm Not A Gynecologist Hoodie

The I'm Not A Gynecologist hoodie from Unethical Threads is for people who've already made their diagnosis and aren't looking for a second opinion. Heavyweight, warm, and about as subtle as a speculum at a dinner party. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People who've identified the problem and aren't afraid to cite their sources. Your friend who says the quiet part loud at every gathering, the one who got uninvited from Thanksgiving but still shows up anyway. This hoodie just makes their energy official.

• Heavyweight cotton with fleece lining that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because bad judgment comes in every size
• Double-lined hood with drawstring and front kangaroo pocket for hands and/or plausible deniability
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid long after your reputation doesn't
• Crew neck collar with ribbed cuffs and hem, because even chaos needs structure

Is this actually a good gift?

This is the gift. The one that makes the whole room go quiet for a second before everyone loses it. Perfect for White Elephant, birthdays for people who are impossible to shop for, or anyone whose roast game deserves a uniform. Just make sure the recipient actually has the spine for it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay sharp.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this hoodie thick or thin?

Thick. Heavyweight cotton with a fleece interior. This is not a flimsy fashion hoodie.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's the whole point. If you're worried about offending someone, this probably isn't your brand.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Check the size chart before ordering. We want you in the right size the first time, but our return policy has you covered if something's off.