I'm Not A Gynecologist Sweatshirt

The I'm Not A Gynecologist sweatshirt from Unethical Threads says what you're thinking, just with a medical disclaimer up front. Heavyweight, cozy, and carrying the kind of word that makes autocorrect nervous.

Who actually wears this?

People with a very specific diagnostic skill set. Nurses, bartenders, divorce attorneys, and anyone who's spent more than ten minutes in a DMV line. This isn't a "please like me" shirt. It's an "I already know what you are" shirt. You either relate to it or you're the reason someone bought it.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after one wash
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (yes, your size is here)
• Classic crew neck, because you're inappropriate, not sloppy
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even after your mom sees it and rage-washes it
• Pairs nicely with the confidence of someone who's already been to HR twice

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, this is THE gift. If someone in your life has zero filter and you've been enabling them for years, this is how you say "I see you." Baby showers? No. Divorce parties? Absolutely. White elephant? You're winning. Just know that whoever opens this is immediately putting it on.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the sweatshirt actually say the C word?
Yes. In full. No asterisks, no censoring, no apologies.

What sizes does the I'm Not A Gynecologist sweatshirt come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfy across the board.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your dryer isn't winning this fight.

Is this sweatshirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. But probably not.

Can I give this as a gift without a warning label?
You can. Should you? Also yes. The best gifts require no explanation.