I'm Not A Gynecologist Tee

The I'm Not A Gynecologist tee is Unethical Threads' way of letting everyone know you don't need a medical degree to make an accurate diagnosis. You've met that person. We all have. Now there's a shirt for it.

Who actually wears this?

People with strong opinions and low tolerance for nonsense. If you've ever looked at someone and thought "yep, that's the one," this shirt is your spirit animal.

It's the go-to for anyone who prefers honesty over diplomacy, which, let's be real, is most of our customer base. You're not being rude. You're being observant.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper giveaway
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because poor judgment comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck for keeping it simple while the shirt does the talking
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in longer than your patience
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it fits the same after every wash

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking.

Office Secret Santa? Only if you want to be remembered. Birthday for someone who thinks "tact" is something you pin on a bulletin board? Absolutely. This is the kind of shirt people open and immediately try on, because they already know three people it applies to.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check our size chart if you're between sizes, but it runs true.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, so the ink is embedded directly in the fabric. Colors stay put.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

That depends entirely on whether or not you're a cunt. We're not gynecologists though, so we can't confirm.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep bad taste by body type.

Can I return it if someone gets offended?

You can return it per our return policy, but we can't return the look on their face. That one's yours to keep.