*NEW* I'm Not A Gynecologist Xmas Tee

The NEW I'm Not A Gynecologist Xmas Tee from Unethical Threads puts "I'm Not A Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One" in full ugly sweater font on heavyweight cotton. It's a Christmas shirt for people who peaked in roast battles, not holiday card photos.

Who actually wears this to a Christmas party?

The person everyone's slightly scared of but secretly loves. The one who shows up to ugly sweater night with a drink already in hand and a take on everyone's outfit.

This tee fits right in at the office party (if your office is cool) or the family gathering (if your family is unhinged). Honestly, if you're reading this far, you already know whether this shirt is for you or someone you know.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because this design needs no embellishment
• DTG print so the ugly sweater lettering stays crisp no matter how many times you wash it
• Pairs well with eggnog, poor decisions, and an HR meeting on Monday

Is this a good gag gift or just for yourself?

Both.

Look, this is the gift you give the friend who makes the group chat uncomfortable in the best way. It's also the shirt you buy yourself because you saw it and thought "that's just accurate." Works for ugly sweater parties, holiday gatherings, or any time you want to make your feelings about someone perfectly clear in festive lettering.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the text actually in ugly sweater font?
Yes. The full phrase is printed in classic ugly Christmas sweater lettering. It looks exactly how you'd hope.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does the print fade or crack after washing?
No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the ink bonds directly to the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up for years.

Can I actually wear this to an ugly sweater party?
That's literally what it was made for. Ugly sweater font, inappropriate message, festive energy. You're set.