*NEW* I've Been A C But Santa Still Came Twice Tee

The I've Been A Cunt But Santa Still Came Twice tee is Unethical Threads doing Christmas the only way we know how. Reckless, inappropriate, and somehow still festive. If your holiday spirit comes with a parental advisory, this is your shirt.

Who's actually buying this?

People who peaked at the naughty list and kept going. This is the shirt for the person at the holiday party who makes everyone laugh and makes at least one aunt leave early. You know that friend. You might be that friend. Either way, you've found your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (yes, we thought of you)
• Crew neck, because some traditions are worth keeping
• DTG printed for color that survives your questionable life choices and your washing machine
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same after Christmas dinner as it did before

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone who's impossible to shop for and easy to offend. Wrapping this up for a friend who gets it is the most fun you'll have all season. For the friend who doesn't get it, stick with a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say "cunt" on it?

Yes. Full, unedited, in print. If that word makes you uncomfortable, this probably isn't your brand.

What sizes does the I've Been A Cunt But Santa Still Came Twice tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone on the naughty list.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. It'll hold up through washes and bad decisions alike.

Is this only for Christmas?

Technically it's a holiday shirt. Realistically, wear it whenever you want to remind people you're on the permanent naughty list.

How's the print quality?

DTG printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes. The joke stays sharp even if you don't.