*NEW* Live Laugh Toaster Bath Santa Tee

The Live Laugh Toaster Bath Santa Tee from Unethical Threads is a dark humor holiday shirt that does exactly what you think it does. Santa. Bathtub. Toaster. The "Live Laugh Love" crowd is going to hate this one, which is honestly the whole point.

Who Actually Wears This?

People whose holiday spirit runs more "existential dread" than "jingle bells." This is the shirt you throw on when you want the Christmas party to know exactly where you stand.

It pairs nicely with an open bar and a complete lack of concern for your coworkers' comfort levels. If someone at the table does a nervous laugh, you've done your job.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, we thought of you)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for LinkedIn headshots
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk, meaning it still fits after the holiday bloat

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's the best gift for the person on your list who makes everyone uncomfortable at dinner. If they laugh at things they probably shouldn't, this is their love language.

Skip the gift receipt. If they don't get it, you need better friends.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want, it'll hold up.

What sizes does the Live Laugh Toaster Bath tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

Nope. DTG printing means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.

Can I wear this to a Christmas party?

You can. Whether you get invited back is a different question.