*NEW* Me My Burger OJ Simpson Killing Wife Tee

The Me My Burger OJ Simpson Killing Wife Tee from Unethical Threads puts that cursed meme format exactly where it belongs: on your chest. If you know, you know. If you don't, this probably isn't your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked during the OJ documentary binge era and never looked back.

You've seen every doc, you've got opinions about the Bronco chase, and you think the best humor lives in the places polite people won't go. This shirt is for the friend in the group chat who sends links nobody asked for.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because dark humor comes in every size
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay put through washes, unlike OJ's alibi
• Pre-shrunk so what you order is what you get

Will this offend someone?

Yes. That's sort of the whole point.

The Me My Burger OJ Simpson Killing Wife Tee isn't trying to make friends at your office holiday party. Wear it to a cookout, a bar, or anywhere people have a sense of humor and a loose definition of "appropriate." If someone gets upset, just remind them it's about a burger.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about what I think it's about?
Yes. It's the meme. You know the one.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Nope. Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. It stays the size you ordered.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends entirely on your definition of "appropriate" and how much you value your HR department's opinion.

How's the print quality?
DTG printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes.