*NEW* Merry Chrithmas Mike Tyson Butt Interview Tee

The Merry Chrithmas Mike Tyson Butt Interview Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. Iron Mike's backside, a lisp-accurate holiday greeting, and the energy of a man who bit an ear off wishing you seasonal cheer. You're welcome.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People who peaked in humor around 2024 and have no intention of coming down. If your Christmas party has a white elephant exchange and you want to win without breaking the spending limit, this is the move. It pairs beautifully with eggnog, poor judgment, and relatives who already don't like you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not some see-through afterthought
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (Iron Mike's fan base comes in all sizes)
• Crew neck, nothing weird going on
• DTG print locks the colors in so your Tyson butt doesn't fade into oblivion
• Yes, that is a butt on a Christmas shirt. You read the title.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's the best gift for the person who's impossible to shop for because they already own every piece of garbage they've ever wanted. Wrap it, hand it over with a straight face, let the room do the rest. If they don't laugh, that's not your problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Merry Chrithmas shirt run true to size?

It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs pretty standard. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people grab their usual and it works out.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the colors stay put. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this only for Christmas?

Technically yes. But if you're the type of person buying a Mike Tyson butt shirt, seasonal rules probably don't apply to you.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL, all in a unisex relaxed fit.

What if the person I give this to hates it?

Then you learned something important about that person. Check our return policy if you need to, but honestly, reconsider the friendship first.