*NEW* Mii Need A Cigarette Tee

The Mii Need A Cigarette tee from Unethical Threads puts your favorite little avatar in its most relatable moment yet. If you ever rage-quit a round of Wii Sports and needed to step outside, this one's for you. Nostalgic, slightly unhinged, and immediately funny.

Who's actually buying this?

People who grew up making their Miis look as cursed as possible and now have a nicotine habit to show for it. Also: anyone whose group chat would absolutely lose it over this shirt.

It's the tee you wear to brunch when you want everyone to know you're barely holding it together, and you're fine with that. Pairs well with coffee, regret, and a complete lack of filter.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper giveaway from a 5K you didn't finish
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid even after questionable laundry decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. No weird boxy situations.
• Classic crew neck, because we're casual, not feral
• Pre-shrunk. Your commitment issues don't need to extend to your wardrobe.

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for the friend who sends unhinged memes at 2am and has strong opinions about which Wii Sports resort island is the best.

Wrap it, don't wrap it, throw it at them across the room. They'll get it. If they don't get it, you need funnier friends.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Mii Need A Cigarette tee soft?

Yes. It's heavyweight cotton but it breaks in fast. Comfortable from the first wear, not the scratchy promotional tee kind.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, so the ink is embedded in the fabric. It holds up through plenty of washes.

Is this actually limited edition?

We restock popular designs based on demand. If it sells out, it usually comes back. But nothing sits around forever.

Can I buy this as a gift for someone?

Obviously. This is a top-tier gift for anyone who grew up customizing avatars and now needs a smoke break from adult life.