*NEW* Mii Need A Dr Pepper Tee

The Mii Need A Dr Pepper tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's made a carbonated beverage their entire personality. Your Mii gets it, you get it, everyone at the gas station fountain at 7 AM gets it. This shirt just says what your bloodstream already knows.

Who actually wears this?

People with strong opinions about soda rankings who aren't afraid to share them.

The kind of person who gets genuinely offended when a restaurant says "Is Pepsi okay?" No, it's not okay. It's never been okay. If your daily Dr Pepper is non-negotiable, this tee is just an honest self-portrait at this point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin from a tourist trap
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because Dr Pepper doesn't discriminate and neither do we
• Classic crew neck, no weird collar experiments happening here
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after you've explained the reference to your parents for the fifth time
• Preshrunk, because let's be honest, nobody reads care labels

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift if you know someone whose personality can be summarized as "Dr Pepper."

You know the person. They've posted about it. They've argued about it online. Hand them this shirt and watch their face light up like a Mii customization screen. Just don't wrap it in Pepsi-branded paper.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Mii Need A Dr Pepper tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you're good.

How is the design printed?
DTG (direct to garment) printing. The colors stay vivid, no cracking or fading.

Is this an official Dr Pepper product?
No. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. Not affiliated with Dr Pepper or Nintendo.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your job. If your boss also has a 23-flavor habit, you'll be fine.