*NEW* Mii Need A Joint Tee

The Mii Need A Joint tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like: your favorite little avatar, fully locked in, doing what we're all thinking. If you grew up making custom characters and now you just want to decompress, this one's for you.

Who's actually buying this?

Stoners, gamers, and the beautiful overlap in that Venn diagram. This shirt hits hardest if you spent hours customizing your little digital self and now spend hours doing... well, you know. It's nostalgia mixed with honesty, and honestly that's our whole thing at Unethical Threads.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a dryer sheet with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, the whole crew is invited)
• Crew neck, because even degenerates deserve structure
• DTG printed, so the colors don't ghost you after three washes
• Machine washable, which you'll need, because this shirt is going places

Is this a solid gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has ever said the words "I need a joint" while holding a controller, just hand them this shirt and save everyone the guesswork. Works for birthdays, 4/20 (obviously), Secret Santa when you want to get put on a list, or just because your friend is having a rough week. The Mii Need A Joint tee says what a Hallmark card never could.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade after washing?
No. We use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up.

What sizes does the Mii Need A Joint tee come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on the product page if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit. It's not a runway silhouette. It's a grab-it-off-the-chair-and-go shirt.

Is this a good stoner gift?
One of the best. Useful, funny, and way better than another lighter they'll lose in a week.