*NEW* Mii Need A Pepsi Max Tee

The Mii Need A Pepsi Max tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who felt a deep personal connection to their Wii avatar and a deeper one to zero-sugar soda. It's nostalgia, caffeine dependency, and questionable taste all on one shirt. You already know if this is for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who still quote the Wii Sports announcer and keep a Pepsi Max in the fridge at all times. The overlap on that Venn diagram is bigger than you think, and they are aggressively loyal to both things. This shirt finds its people fast.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promotional tee from 2009
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because we don't believe in size gatekeeping
• Classic crew neck. Simple. Correct.
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid longer than your Mii's bowling career
• Pre-shrunk fabric. No nasty surprises after the first wash.

Is this actually a good gift?

If someone in your life has a Pepsi Max problem and any amount of Wii nostalgia, this is the gift. They'll put it on immediately and probably never take it off. For everyone else, it's still funny. You don't need to be in on both references to appreciate the energy.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Pre-shrunk fabric. Wash it however you want, it's going to hold its shape.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded version of itself after a few washes.

Is this officially licensed by Pepsi or Nintendo?

No. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. We are not affiliated with Pepsi, Nintendo, or anyone whose lawyers would return our calls.